Author: Andrew Moore
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AE/DC
Some Highlights/Notes from Easter 2013 trip to D.C.: Renaissance Washington – 999 9th Street is a cool address, conveniently located to Union Station and National Mall, and good coffee. 666 6th Street does not exist; I looked. Tour of Capitol. Winthrop and Sammy Adams statues. Our bad tour guide was no match for this impressive…
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Abby Releases Single – Toast F
Click on the play button below to hear “Toast F” by Sweet Abby M a.k.a. Wicked Skinny Slice o’ Spaghetti. The down arrow allows you to save the file; it makes a BOSS ringtone! Toast F by Sweet Abby Mmap :: {skin:’black’, animate:true, width:’200′, volume:0.8, autoplay:false, loop:true, showVolumeLevel:true, showTime:true, showRew:true, downloadable:true, downloadablesecurity:false, id3: false}
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Still stumped?
Still don’t know what to get Andy for Christmas his birthday? There’s still time to order extreme tastiness with dual sides of win and wow!
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Jackson emails Santa
Date: Sun, 14 Dec 2012 15:37:36 -0500 To: santa@northpole.com From: Jackson Moore <jman@destructionchaos.org> Subject: Whistleblower Protection ————————————————- Hi Santa, Sorry to email at what must be a particularly busy time of year for you and the tiny northern Foxconn elves, but I feel the need to bring certain developments to your attention in order to…
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2012 Toy of the Year
This year’s Toy of the Year* award goes to the Elf on the Shelf. Congratulations, pragmatic hunk of felt and plastic, you avoided the recycle bin for another year and won our praise, but beware the fickle apostasy of little believers! The ice thins quickly as Abby ages beyond four. In case you’re not familiar…
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Entering the Jacksonian Era
Now that a year has passed since Jackson moved in with us, differences between Jackson and Abigail are becoming apparent even to the casual observer. Whereas Abigail tends to build things (or mandate that her parents construct things for her), Jackson tends to knock things down. Whereas Abigail sees little use for food or drink,…
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What the GOP elephant is up to these days
Many people wondered what the Grand Old Party Elephant would do once Obama and the other Donkeys held on to the White House. No worries… with a modicum of personal responsibility, a smidge of small business savvy, and an abundance of hot air, the elephant has already found rewarding employment.
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Reality check
Obama, Warren, and Tierney may have won, but the Jets, Mets, and Knickerbockers won’t be winning anything of note anytime soon. The status quo really does have its good points!
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Hurricane Sandy Cometh!
School is cancelled today due to Frankenstorm’s monster. We don’t have a fireplace, so we’re just eating and watching television until the power goes out. Actually, we live in Peabody, which has a major mall, so we never lose power or cable. You can’t get a mall in your town unless your town never loses…
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Real Maine Half-Marathon Results
The real results are in for the Maine Half-Marathon. Lindsey insisted she would not run under 9 minute miles. Lindsey has a problem telling the truth. Thank you, wise Cathy, for teaching us that “Flabalanche” is not French-Canadian for “great party.” [table id=9 /] Full race results are available on the Maine Marathon site. Andy’s…
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Fake Maine Half-Marathon Results
Some of you may remember the unfortunate 2011 Trails to Ale race where Andy finished a disappointing second in the Hatem, Teter, Moore grudge match. Good news, readers, as Andy made a couple of adjustments* and finished in first place in this year’s running of the Maine Half-Marathon. Asked for comment, Matt replied, “I’m pretty certain that…