Moorezilla

Category: Teter

  • Real Maine Half-Marathon Results

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    Andrew Moore
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    The real results are in for the Maine Half-Marathon. Lindsey insisted she would not run under 9 minute miles. Lindsey has a problem telling the truth. Thank you, wise Cathy, for teaching us that “Flabalanche” is not French-Canadian for “great party.” [table id=9 /] Full race results are available on the Maine Marathon site. Andy’s…

  • Collectible Race Cards available soon!

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    Andrew Moore
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    We are only about a week away from the long-awaited 10 Kilometer throwdown pitting Andy against both Christian “the turtle” Teter and Matt “helix pomatia” Hatem. This will be Andy’s first competitive race since he humiliated Hatem at the second Bridges for Friendship race sometime last millennium. In commemoration of the event, limited-edition, collectible race…

  • Max Revealed!

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    Andrew Moore
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  • Max Computer Repair

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    Andrew Moore
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    So Max arrives at our house on Saturday and promptly says, “Uncle Andy, thanks for helping my Dad out with his computer problems, but you’re going about it the wrong way. You have to show that virus who’s boss! You gotta take control pack leader style! You gotta spit in the malware’s eye and stomp…