Category: Matt Sucks
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Real Maine Half-Marathon Results
The real results are in for the Maine Half-Marathon. Lindsey insisted she would not run under 9 minute miles. Lindsey has a problem telling the truth. Thank you, wise Cathy, for teaching us that “Flabalanche” is not French-Canadian for “great party.” [table id=9 /] Full race results are available on the Maine Marathon site. Andy’s…
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Fake Maine Half-Marathon Results
Some of you may remember the unfortunate 2011 Trails to Ale race where Andy finished a disappointing second in the Hatem, Teter, Moore grudge match. Good news, readers, as Andy made a couple of adjustments* and finished in first place in this year’s running of the Maine Half-Marathon. Asked for comment, Matt replied, “I’m pretty certain that…
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2011 Trails to Ale Results
Some race notes: Christian and Andy drank frosty drafts at the Great Lost Bear the night before the race, so technically they ran the “Ales to Trails to Ale” race. Andy was the only one of the three runners to spend time in first place, second place, and last place. Unfortunately, the only time he…
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Portsmouth Jingle Bell Run Results
[table id=8 /] Race Notes: Only official sub-40 minute performance recorded by combatants. Celebration was held at brewery in Portsmouth. Official results site.