Moorezilla

Tag: Hogan

  • Symbiosis

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    Andrew Moore
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    Ok, my little friend, here’s how this works. You sit there and scratch my back, and while you’re scratching my back, I’ll clean the food off your face. This is symbiosis! This is teamwork! Think of the opportunities when you are trapped in your high chair faced with the task of eating far too many…

  • Photo shoot fight…

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    Andrew Moore
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    Until very recently we’ve only had one model for all of our photo shoots, and his name is Hogan. Now that Abigail has arrived, Hogan has been grudgingly gracious when it comes to sharing camera time, but we were bound to have an incident eventually. On Saturday, we took Hogan down to the little league…

  • Ridiculously small child hanging with ridiculously large dog

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    Andrew Moore
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    We’re all about balance, bed time, and “fang” shui these days. Here we see ridiculously large Hogan hanging with ridiculously small Abigail chaperoned by ridiculously small medium-sized Emily. Perhaps hidden to the casual viewer of this picture is the great chain of exercise. Hogan does absolutely nothing, but as you can see, he is utterly…

  • I sing a song of dirty diapers

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    Andrew Moore
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    I cornered, captured, and consumed my first delicious diaper today. Emily, foolish wench, was so jealous that she hysterically screamed obscenities and rudely attempted to snatch away my fairly found diaper. Her regrettable actions forced me to eat it too fast and I have made a mental note to bite her later. Although my contraband…

  • Childcare is ridiculously easy…

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    Andrew Moore
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    As Emily and Abigail deftly demonstrate in this photo, the bulk of childcare consists of precious little more than lounging around on the couch and half-conscious cuddling. Our Abigail is pretty much self-sufficient at this point, requiring from her adult handlers only an occasional warm meal, dry wardrobe change, or gentle poke with a sharp…

  • Protected: Abby Log 12/3/08

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    Andrew Moore
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    There is no excerpt because this is a protected post.

  • Abigail’s First Post

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    Andrew Moore
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    My name is Abigail Jane and I was born at 1:32PM on Saturday, November 15 at Salem Hospital! I was 18 and 3/4 inches long and weighed 4 pounds 12 ounces, and I didn’t want to miss any of my first New England winter. I also couldn’t stand the fact that some guy named Hogan…

  • Rhodesian Ridgeback Picnic ’08

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    Andrew Moore
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    Hogan makes some new RR friends. He’s the giraffe among dogs.