This is an actual speech to text conversion presented to me with a straight face (I presume) by Google.
“They’re an automatically. I moved out. But if you were expecting that talk to you Is it right I don’t know yet because I have a papaya. It’s a lot, bye hello, and I will get along very well. Mediation lenient directions. I don’t know, i’m you know community and The neither of the week. It’s those hang up on the actually and hang out, and call. Hey, but, Shh, Shh, trying to call. Yeah.”
For the record… I was talking about mangoes, not papayas and NO ONE calls me the “neither of the week” and gets away with it!