Category: Hmmmm
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I don’t know yet because I have a papaya…
This is an actual speech to text conversion presented to me with a straight face (I presume) by Google. “They’re an automatically. I moved out. But if you were expecting that talk to you Is it right I don’t know yet because I have a papaya. It’s a lot, bye hello, and I will get…
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Kappy’s in Peabody For The Win!
The Aviation 2 shots gin ½ shot fresh lemon juice ⅓ shot Luxardo Maraschino ⅙ shot Crème de Violette Shake well with ice and fine strain in to a cocktail glass. Garnish with a Maraschino cherry if Jim hasn’t eaten all of them!. Repeat as necessary!
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Joanie’s Android timeshare about to eclipse breathing!
Charleston, SC native, Andy Moore, is now spending more time servicing Joanie’s Motorola Droid than he is breathing. This discovery came to light after Andy downloaded Google’s new TimeSucker app from the Android Marketplace and added a few categories for it to track. After plotting a 10-month period of activity, the chart below clearly shows…
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Northshore Man hints Emergency Appendectomy was “Elective Surgery”
Insisting that whatever Joanie can do he can do better, Salem-based television mounter, Addison Chrystie, recently dialed 911 for the “free ride to the hospital and straight shot to the front of the ER line.” Addison explained, “I heard that Joanie had her tonsils removed recently, so I thought I’d one-up her by taking out…