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  • Kenny Rallies, Secures Week #12 First Place Loser Ribbon!

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    In a shocking turn of events, Kenny came back to lose by the slimmest of margins in this week’s NFL Smackdown! Always the gentleman, Kenny tried to decline the honor and to claim a tie with Emily, but that selfless move just makes Kenny all the more worthy of the First Place Loser Ribbon! Curtis…

  • Square Profits!

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    Andrew Moore
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    In addition to the near-victory in the NFL spread pool (for entertainment purposes only!), the football gods presented us with the correct score for two quarters of the Patriots / Titans game.

  • The full-proof Abigail System Revealed!

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    Andrew Moore
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    My mother and father currently have barely 50% of their football picks correct so far this NFL season. That’s not impressive. My grandmother is under .500 for her picks. That’s even worse! What these amateurs need is a viable, proven system for handicapping teams, but instead they rely on senseless data like “which team has…

  • Week #1 NFL Smackdown Update!

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    Andrew Moore
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    As you can see from the official smackdown standings, week #1 failed to separate brains from luck in the gridiron picking arena. Both Emily and Andy finished the week at (8w – 8l), while Nancy finished at (7w – 9l), so no clear trend has emerged. Interesting notes from week #1: There were 15 possible…