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Happy New Year!

December 31, 2012 by Andrew Moore
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2012 Toy of the Year

December 12, 2012 by Andrew Moore

This year’s Toy of the Year* award goes to the Elf on the Shelf. Congratulations, pragmatic hunk of felt and plastic, you avoided the recycle bin for another year and won our praise, but beware the fickle apostasy of little believers! The ice thins quickly as Abby ages beyond four. In case you’re not familiar …

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Abby looks for Nemo at the Boston Aquarium

October 7, 2012 by Andrew Moore
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Abby plays soccer

September 9, 2012 by Andrew Moore

soccer, cones, chaos

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Early Halloween Negotiations

July 19, 2012 by Andrew Moore

I’m not sure on who’s watch things fell apart, but believing as I do that Halloween should have at least a semblance of a frightening feel, I’ve started negotiations with Abigail earlier and earlier in the year in hopes of talking her out of being a princess. She agreed in March to be a pirate, …

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Abby eats in public – Artie’s Breakfast

June 12, 2012 by Andrew Moore
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Abby’s End of Pre-School Year Celebration

June 11, 2012 by Andrew Moore
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Abby sings itsy bitsy

June 10, 2012 by Andrew Moore
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Abby sings twinkle twinkle

June 10, 2012 by Andrew Moore
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Abby sings teapot

June 10, 2012 by Andrew Moore
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Abby humbles balance beam and hugs it out with a photographer!

April 7, 2012 by Andrew Moore
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Abby crushes gymnastics class

April 7, 2012 by Andrew Moore

Cartwheel? Nailed it! Somersault? Bam! Iron cross? Next time.

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Abby versus chocolate pudding… and Nancy

March 18, 2012 by Andrew Moore
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Child care with Abby

March 4, 2012 by Andrew Moore
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Adults at our house = FAIL!

March 1, 2012 by Andrew Moore

With a combined weight of less than 50 pounds, you’d think that a 3-month-old and a 3-year-old would be no match for their larger, presumably experienced parent(s). You’d think that, but you’d be wrong. We are now in little more than a controlled retreat until we can coax these malevolent beasts out of our house.

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Good morning, larvae!

December 24, 2011 by Andrew Moore

Breakfast is more exciting now that the ladybug larvae have moved into their terrarium, a terrarium delivered rather early by Santa’s Fed Ex elves. Things we won’t mention until much later: Several of the larvae made it to Mom’s poppyseed muffins before we could retrieve them. We’re pretty sure we caught most of them, though. …

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Abby conjures a water spout

December 17, 2011 by Andrew Moore

Bubble rings make perfect, inexpensive, pliable-plastic, unswallowable Christmas gifts, but how the hell do you get one into a stocking?

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Another toy arrives!

November 30, 2011 by Andrew Moore

One of the best things about the soon-to-be bankrupt U.S. mail is that its uneven service works wonders for spreading out your birthday gifts. If your birthday is… say… on the 15th, and you have friends and relatives that live more than a state away, you can bank on getting presents in the mail until …

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Birthday train table assembly recap

November 12, 2011 by Andrew Moore

Time to assemble: 5 hours, 23 minutes. Missing parts: honest instructions, 3 screws, 7 AAA batteries, 4 gin martinis, and 1 properly-sized allen wrench. Number of Chinese factory workers laughing their asses off at me: at least 1. Time until first child fist fight over a train: 18 minutes. Time until second child fist fight …

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T.W.A. – Straight Outta Peabody

November 10, 2011 by Andrew Moore

Straight outta Peabody… I’m a crazy monkeybaby name-a FreezPop From the gang called Toddlerz With Asugarhigh. If I’m yelled at, I musta stole a cookie cat. Dropped the box and made a mess; now where the dog at? Chorus

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Home Additions!

November 8, 2011 by Andrew Moore

In order to get Hogan and me farther away from them, my parents are busy digging in, hammering on, and swearing about the soon-to-be finished basement. Actually, my father has few practical skills, so this project, in truth, is a “pay someone else and then pretend you are a foreman” project. To show my disgust …

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Abby turns daredevil!

October 15, 2011 by Andrew Moore
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Training Abby to replace Hogan

September 27, 2011 by Andrew Moore
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Parenting by police cars and fire trucks

September 12, 2011 by Andrew Moore

Ultimately, you never know how your kid is going to turn out in the end, but it’s probably important to watch for signs of trouble and to at least try to put the young back on a better path when necessary. Sometimes it’s easy and nature lobs you soft, underhanded meatball situations to get you …

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