Because animated gifs are the Web’s haiku: Emily battles the somewhat-more-powerful-than-the-YMCA-pool current! Boogie Boarding with a side of slushie! Prepare the nets for crabbing! Moore’s acting like tourists. Burying Abby. Unburying Abby! In the shadow of the lighthouse. The Jacken throws sand. Quick! Play! Swimming at Nickerson State Park! Chowder denial! Greatest closer ever… zero pitches needed!