{"id":97,"date":"2008-12-03T16:49:28","date_gmt":"2008-12-03T21:49:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/?p=97"},"modified":"2024-03-30T09:22:26","modified_gmt":"2024-03-30T13:22:26","slug":"collage-test","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/collage-test\/","title":{"rendered":"Childcare is ridiculously easy&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p> As Emily and Abigail deftly demonstrate in this photo, the bulk of childcare consists of precious little more than lounging around on the couch and half-conscious cuddling. Our Abigail is pretty much self-sufficient at this point, requiring from her adult handlers only an occasional warm meal, dry wardrobe change, or gentle poke with a sharp stick to test developing reflexes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Actually, none of that is true. Abigail is instead a miniature, deep-lunged vampire, sleeping quietly all day only to wake screaming at darkening dusk to suck in fifteen minute increments the life out of her parents. You may see a child sleeping comfortably, a suburban Rockwell moment, but this is the nap that powers the monster&#8217;s night-long assault on everyone&#8217;s sleep in the household save the ridgeback. Hogan, charmed canine, still rises but in the late morning and for no one not named breakfast.<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full is-resized\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/emcouchsm.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"553\" height=\"737\" src=\"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/emcouchsm.jpg\" alt=\"Emily and Abigail on Couch\" class=\"wp-image-99\" style=\"width:500px\" title=\"Emily and Abigail on Couch\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/emcouchsm.jpg 553w, https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/emcouchsm-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 553px) 100vw, 553px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As Emily and Abigail deftly demonstrate in this photo, the bulk of childcare consists of precious little more than lounging around on the couch and half-conscious cuddling. Our Abigail is pretty much self-sufficient at this point, requiring from her adult handlers only an occasional warm meal, dry wardrobe change, or gentle poke with a sharp &#8230; <a title=\"Childcare is ridiculously easy&#8230;\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/collage-test\/\" aria-label=\"Read more about Childcare is ridiculously easy&#8230;\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[188,187],"class_list":["post-97","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-abigail","tag-abigail","tag-hogan"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/97","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=97"}],"version-history":[{"count":16,"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/97\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3750,"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/97\/revisions\/3750"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=97"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=97"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=97"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}