{"id":963,"date":"2009-09-25T06:57:59","date_gmt":"2009-09-25T11:57:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/?p=963"},"modified":"2009-09-25T07:11:52","modified_gmt":"2009-09-25T12:11:52","slug":"stfd-gets-forked","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/stfd-gets-forked\/","title":{"rendered":"STFD!<\/em> Gets Forked!"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Shut The Front Door!<\/em> finished a depressing 3rd for the second straight time, while Get The Fork Out!<\/em> took home $80 for its second consecutive 1st place finish.<\/p>\n

When they needed a Ray Bourque, STFD!<\/em> sent a Bobby Orr. When they needed a Wilt Chamberlain, they sent a Bill Russell. When they needed a Brad Pitt movie, they sent the wrong Brad Pitt movie. When they needed an Eminem, they sent a Dr. Dre. And perhaps most troubling, when they needed a topless soccer player, they sent a fully-clothed Mia Hamm.<\/p>\n

The one bright spot for STFD!<\/em> this week was the final round where Addison single-handedly dominated the Disney animated film category and enabled STFD!<\/em> to eek by The Grandmothers Gone Wild<\/em>.<\/p>\n

And yes… there IS<\/strong> a team called The Grandmothers Gone Wild<\/em> now. They may sip Metamucil<\/em> instead of tequila, but that only results in them regularly dropping knowledge down on other teams like a Geritol<\/em>-fortified hammer!<\/p>\n

Many theories circulate as to why STFD!<\/em> finds itself underperforming of late. Is playing constantly shorthanded taking a toll? Are they getting dumber? Are they trying to get invited to the White House by acting “stupidly?” Is their success positively correlated with that of the New England Patriots or negatively correlated with that of the NY Jets?<\/p>\n

Asked for his insight, Mike from Get The Fork Out!<\/em> offered, “I don’t know if it’s early onset of Alzheimers or late-stage siphilis, but whatever disease STFD!<\/em> has, those guys are taking a whole cocktail of suck pills these days.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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