{"id":779,"date":"2009-09-02T08:41:06","date_gmt":"2009-09-02T13:41:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/?p=779"},"modified":"2009-09-02T16:33:12","modified_gmt":"2009-09-02T21:33:12","slug":"wolverine-powered-header-win-on-tap","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wolverine-powered-header-win-on-tap\/","title":{"rendered":"Wolverine-powered Header win on tap?"},"content":{"rendered":"
\"The<\/a>
Headers are beating the infidels!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Since a Harvard-educated team member has proven insufficient to topple the juggernaut that was STFD!<\/em> and is “The Trivia Team to be Named Later,” The Headers<\/em> are now reaching out to Michigan alumni (just as the Sith reached out to young Anakin Skywalker) to aid their trivial cause.<\/p>\n

Oh no! I hope there’s not a question about Michigan football’s record in 2008 (3W+9L = ouch by my math!), or whom they ripped off for their football helmet art work (thanks Coach Fritz!), or how much a cured wolverine pelt is worth in Saskatchewan (half a case of Molson and a carton of Benson & Hedges!).<\/p>\n

No matter… at least one dead desert dictator’s spokesman has predicted a Header<\/em> win this Thursday. Too bad he broke into song; we deduct A LOT of points for that.<\/p>\n

Baghdad Bob’s Song of Silbergleit Victory<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"What<\/a>
What hit me?<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Who’s the family on the team
\nThat loses to Andy!?
\nS-I-L B-E-R G-L-E-I-T!
\nHey there! Hi there! Header there!
\nYour losing streak is a bad dream!
\nBut this week brings a win by…<\/p>\n

Silbergleit! Silbergleit! Silbergleit!<\/p>\n

For once they’ll hold a stranger’s twenty
\nHigh! High! High! High!<\/p>\n

Come along and sing Bob’s song
\nAnd belly to the bar!
\nS-I-L B-E-R G-L-E-I-T!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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