{"id":734,"date":"2009-08-28T09:00:14","date_gmt":"2009-08-28T14:00:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/?p=734"},"modified":"2009-08-31T17:24:27","modified_gmt":"2009-08-31T22:24:27","slug":"jacksonian-damn-you-kenny-dirge","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/jacksonian-damn-you-kenny-dirge\/","title":{"rendered":"Jacksonian 20 Dollar “Damn You, Kenny!” Dirge"},"content":{"rendered":"

(Sung to the tune of any major musical but Oklahoma!<\/em>)<\/p>\n

\"First<\/a>
I'll miss you, Kenny!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

I used to live in Kenny’s pocket,
\nBut now ride a different hip!
\nNo one told me it was down on the docket,
\nMy move to Moore’s tight money clip!<\/p>\n

I used to hang with kite-flying Bennies!
\nI used to live with Ulysses S. Grants,
\nI’ll never forgive that damn Kenny,
\nNow my bunkmates are small bill pissants!<\/p>\n

This move, dear friends, got me thinking,
\nMy life now will always be hard!
\nI’m lucky to see an Abe Lincoln,
\nAs I’m crushed by a blue debit card!<\/p>\n

At Kenny weep tears and shout curses,
\nSince Headers<\/em> get trivia wrong!
\nOther 20’s should start penning verses,
\nOf their own sullen Silbergleit songs!<\/p>\n

Beware tenants of Kenny’s wallet,
\nThinking lint and life wonderful bores!
\nKeep a bag packed, as nothing can stall it,
\nWhen a lost bet moves you in with the Moores!<\/p>\n

I used to live in Kenny’s pocket,
\nBut now ride a different hip!
\nNo one told me it was down on the docket,
\nMy move to Moore’s tight money clip!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

(Sung to the tune of any major musical but Oklahoma!) I used to live in Kenny’s pocket, But now ride a different hip! No one told me it was down on the docket, My move to Moore’s tight money clip! I used to hang with kite-flying Bennies! I used to live with Ulysses S. Grants, … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[23,22,18,19],"class_list":["post-734","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-genmoore","tag-moore","tag-silbergleit","tag-tin-whistle","tag-trivia"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/734","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=734"}],"version-history":[{"count":30,"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/734\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":777,"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/734\/revisions\/777"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=734"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=734"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=734"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}