{"id":538,"date":"2009-07-26T10:31:42","date_gmt":"2009-07-26T15:31:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/?p=538"},"modified":"2009-07-26T12:35:49","modified_gmt":"2009-07-26T17:35:49","slug":"justice-served","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/justice-served\/","title":{"rendered":"Justice Served!"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_545\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-545\" style=\"width: 490px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/jailblog2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-545\" title=\"jailblog2\" src=\"http:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/jailblog2.jpg\" alt=\"Abbyalcatraz: pink collar, roofless, island prison for infantile offenders.\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/jailblog2.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/jailblog2-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-545\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Abbyalcatraz: pink collar, roofless, island prison for infantile offenders.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Captured on the crawl and summarily convicted of tiredness, obstreperousness, and second-degree crankiness, Abigail Moore is hereby sentenced to serve a nap of 55 minutes with eligibility for parole after 30 minutes of good&#8230; or at least relatively quiet&#8230; behavior.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Captured on the crawl and summarily convicted of tiredness, obstreperousness, and second-degree crankiness, Abigail Moore is hereby sentenced to serve a nap of 55 minutes with eligibility for parole after 30 minutes of good&#8230; or at least relatively quiet&#8230; behavior.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[188],"class_list":["post-538","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-abigail","tag-abigail"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/538","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=538"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/538\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":546,"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/538\/revisions\/546"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=538"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=538"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=538"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}