{"id":2908,"date":"2016-02-17T11:35:21","date_gmt":"2016-02-17T16:35:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/?p=2908"},"modified":"2025-01-08T09:09:53","modified_gmt":"2025-01-08T14:09:53","slug":"the-most-annoying-sound-in-the-world-kumate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/the-most-annoying-sound-in-the-world-kumate\/","title":{"rendered":"The most annoying sound in the world kumate"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Less than a year ago Jackson discovered <em>Walking with Monsters<\/em> and <em>Walking with Dinosaurs<\/em>, two Kenneth Branagh-voiced cgi series chronicling the rise and fall of dinosaurs and other ancient creatures. Score! We witnessed the rise and fall of the croc-like postosuchus, the four flippered liopleurodon, and the comet-chased Tyrannosaurus Rex. Sure, they&#8217;re a little bloody for little kids and as interesting as they are, these shows did become a bit stale&nbsp;after the 429th viewing, but now that we have entered the post-Branagh-monster world of child-chosen YouTube programming, I know that I have enjoyed&nbsp;and lost the golden age of shared parent\/child programming. TV Rome is burning and I can&#8217;t seem to stop it. Give me back&nbsp;the dinosaurs and giant scorpions, for what has replaced them is far more frightening (and nearly&nbsp;unwatchable!) for anyone over the age of 12.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The new age is dominated by YouTube stars CookieSwirlC, and stampylonghead (or just Stampy). I do not understand the allure of these brilliant bastards, but I caution anyone brazen enough to come between a 4-12 year old child and these fingernail down chalkboard voiced super stars. Their hypnotically crappy shows are kid nip and YouTube&#8217;s nefarious autoplay feature ensures that one will auto blend into another if you&#8217;re not ready to intervene and chop off the stream when one ends.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Pick your poison&#8230; pick the tagline to torture your brain like a Ceti eel larva:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>&#8220;Cookie Swirl C&#8230; hee hee hee!&#8221;<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Guuuuud Byyyyyeeee! Heh heh heh!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>Need to get an annoying song out of your head. These will take care of that for you&#8230; but at what price? Need to lay siege to some upstart militia or new age Davidian Compound? Don&#8217;t blast them with rock music; blast them with CookieSwirlC. Surrender is assured&#8230; well&#8230; unless they&#8217;re between the ages of 4 and 12.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>But perhaps hope lies in the lessons learned from walking with both the monsters and the dinosaurs. Our&nbsp;furry mammal ancestors were once the prohibitive underdogs; they&nbsp;had no chance battling the terrible lizards head on. Instead they&nbsp;needed wile and guile, a network of tunnels&#8230; and a giant comet to smash into the Gulf of Mexico. Short a comet, though, if only we could get CookieSwirl to battle&nbsp;Stampy&#8230; like Mega Godzilla taking on Rubberized Godzilla.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Wow&#8230; what&#8217;s in this toy egg? Is this a taunting Minecraft note from Stampy? Who took your wolf pets? Some lady with a high-pitched voice just ran by the squid. Make it happen. When one titan destroys the other, we can team up on the weakened victor, destroy it on the beach like a washed up monster liopleurodon.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Less than a year ago Jackson discovered Walking with Monsters and Walking with Dinosaurs, two Kenneth Branagh-voiced cgi series chronicling the rise and fall of dinosaurs and other ancient creatures. Score! We witnessed the rise and fall of the croc-like postosuchus, the four flippered liopleurodon, and the comet-chased Tyrannosaurus Rex. 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