{"id":2871,"date":"2015-12-23T06:24:29","date_gmt":"2015-12-23T11:24:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/?p=2871"},"modified":"2025-01-08T09:07:52","modified_gmt":"2025-01-08T14:07:52","slug":"demonio-rojo-complicates-elf-on-the-shelf","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/demonio-rojo-complicates-elf-on-the-shelf\/","title":{"rendered":"Demonio Rojo Complicates Elf on the Shelf"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Chippy, our Elf on the Shelf, may have the commuting magic necessary to visit the northern fat guy nightly and the extortive powers to keep small people marginally well-behaved for a couple weeks each holiday season, but he&#8217;s apparently no match for Demonio Rojo, a washed up Lucha Libre wrestler from Tijuana. Demonio ended up in our Marblehead house after a drunken holiday binge in Salem; it&#8217;s unclear how long he intends to stay.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image alignnone\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/wrestlerelf.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-2872\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"768\" height=\"1024\" src=\"http:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/wrestlerelf-768x1024.jpg\" alt=\"wrestlerelf\" class=\"wp-image-2872\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/wrestlerelf-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/wrestlerelf-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 768px) 100vw, 768px\" \/><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">That&#8217;s my shelf now, biznitch!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Chippy, our Elf on the Shelf, may have the commuting magic necessary to visit the northern fat guy nightly and the extortive powers to keep small people marginally well-behaved for a couple weeks each holiday season, but he&#8217;s apparently no match for Demonio Rojo, a washed up Lucha Libre wrestler from Tijuana. Demonio ended up &#8230; <a title=\"Demonio Rojo Complicates Elf on the Shelf\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/demonio-rojo-complicates-elf-on-the-shelf\/\" aria-label=\"Read more about Demonio Rojo Complicates Elf on the Shelf\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":2872,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[208],"tags":[213,211],"class_list":["post-2871","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-christmas","tag-demonio-rojo","tag-lucha-libre"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/wrestlerelf.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2871","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2871"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2871\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4045,"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2871\/revisions\/4045"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2872"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2871"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2871"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2871"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}