{"id":228,"date":"2008-12-31T11:34:35","date_gmt":"2008-12-31T16:34:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/?p=228"},"modified":"2008-12-31T11:39:41","modified_gmt":"2008-12-31T16:39:41","slug":"abigail-demonstrates-impressive-weight-gain-to-lisa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/abigail-demonstrates-impressive-weight-gain-to-lisa\/","title":{"rendered":"Abigail visits the NICU&#8230; shows off weight gain!"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_229\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-229\" style=\"width: 233px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/lisa2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-229\" title=\"lisa2\" src=\"http:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/lisa2-243x300.jpg\" alt=\"Going back to NICU... NICU... NICU!\" width=\"243\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/lisa2-243x300.jpg 243w, https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/lisa2.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 243px) 100vw, 243px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-229\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Going back to NICU... NICU... NICU!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>As many of you probably know by now, Abigail escaped the womb early in order to take full advantage of the excellent NICU spa treatment offered at Salem Hospital. Over the course of her nine day resort vacation, Abigail lounged under blue ray tanning lights, enjoyed regular sea salt sponge baths, and wiled her minutes and hours in fresh-from-the-oven warm wraps. She enjoyed her stay immensely and she has constantly whined to return; here is her first visit.<\/p>\n<p>Unlike the spartan lifestyle faced by your average rehab-bound celebrity, NICU staff kept bottles ever on hand for whenever Abigail felt like sucking back a warm one, and every finished bottle was succeeded by several rousing cheers and a Swedish back massage continued until leche-addled Abigail attained both burp and unconsciousness.<\/p>\n<p>As you can see here, Lisa can barely hold the now massive Abigail. Abigail&#8217;s milk-based Fatkins diet has led to exponential weight gain, so Lisa has wisely adopted the two-handed short yardage football carry to accommodate Abigail&#8217;s new found bulk.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As many of you probably know by now, Abigail escaped the womb early in order to take full advantage of the excellent NICU spa treatment offered at Salem Hospital. Over the course of her nine day resort vacation, Abigail lounged under blue ray tanning lights, enjoyed regular sea salt sponge baths, and wiled her minutes &#8230; <a title=\"Abigail visits the NICU&#8230; shows off weight gain!\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/abigail-demonstrates-impressive-weight-gain-to-lisa\/\" aria-label=\"Read more about Abigail visits the NICU&#8230; shows off weight gain!\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[188,23],"class_list":["post-228","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-abigail","tag-abigail","tag-moore"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/228","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=228"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/228\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":232,"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/228\/revisions\/232"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=228"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=228"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=228"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}