{"id":2035,"date":"2012-09-26T10:42:18","date_gmt":"2012-09-26T14:42:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/?p=2035"},"modified":"2012-10-01T09:16:08","modified_gmt":"2012-10-01T13:16:08","slug":"maine-half-marathon-results","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/maine-half-marathon-results\/","title":{"rendered":"Fake Maine Half-Marathon Results"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_2037\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2037\" style=\"width: 178px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/maine-2012-logo.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-2037\" title=\"maine-2012-logo\" src=\"http:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/maine-2012-logo.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"188\" height=\"147\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-2037\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Andy returns to the winner&#8217;s circle<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Some of you may remember the unfortunate\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/2011\/09\/19\/2011-trails-to-ale-results\/\" target=\"_blank\">2011 Trails to Ale race<\/a>\u00a0where Andy finished a disappointing second in the Hatem, Teter, Moore grudge match. Good news, readers, as Andy made a couple of adjustments* and finished in first place in this year&#8217;s running of the Maine Half-Marathon.<\/p>\n<p>Asked for comment, Matt replied, &#8220;I&#8217;m pretty certain that Andy violated the spirit of competition by not telling me about the race, but I probably couldn&#8217;t have found the starting line in time anyway; hopefully Apple will have ironed out its iPhone maps by next year.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Christian added, &#8220;I&#8217;m tired of this. Everyone knows that Andy has a serious competitive edge over me in distances less than 50 kilometers. I&#8217;m not fast, but I can go super slowly a lot longer than Andy can go moderately slowly. Super slow wins the race, friends, and I am the king of super slow.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Christian&#8217;s wife lamented, &#8220;Andy brought Roctane, but he wouldn&#8217;t share any with me&#8230; and he has longer legs. Besides, I wasn&#8217;t really racing and I&#8217;m probably pregnant.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>*Adjustments included not inviting Matt and running against Christian&#8217;s wife who has incredibly short legs even for a &#8220;little person.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Some of you may remember the unfortunate\u00a02011 Trails to Ale race\u00a0where Andy finished a disappointing second in the Hatem, Teter, Moore grudge match. Good news, readers, as Andy made a couple of adjustments* and finished in first place in this year&#8217;s running of the Maine Half-Marathon. Asked for comment, Matt replied, &#8220;I&#8217;m pretty certain that &#8230; <a title=\"Fake Maine Half-Marathon Results\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/maine-half-marathon-results\/\" aria-label=\"Read more about Fake Maine Half-Marathon Results\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[95,96,17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2035","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-grudge-matches","category-matt-sucks","category-sports"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2035","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2035"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2035\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2043,"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2035\/revisions\/2043"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2035"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2035"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2035"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}