{"id":200,"date":"2008-12-27T20:16:51","date_gmt":"2008-12-28T01:16:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/?p=200"},"modified":"2009-01-13T07:36:10","modified_gmt":"2009-01-13T12:36:10","slug":"bath-time","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/bath-time\/","title":{"rendered":"Bath Time!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-200 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/bath-time\/bath1\/#main'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/bath1-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-202\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<figcaption class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-202'>\n\t\t\t\tDirt begone begin!\n\t\t\t\t<\/figcaption><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/bath-time\/bath2\/#main'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/bath2-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-203\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<figcaption class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-203'>\n\t\t\t\tAbijacuzzi!\n\t\t\t\t<\/figcaption><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/bath-time\/bath3\/#main'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/bath3-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-204\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<figcaption class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-204'>\n\t\t\t\tBottle me, wench!\n\t\t\t\t<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p>People are always asking me, &#8220;Abigail, how do you keep yourself looking so suave and dapper all the time even though you spend the bulk of your day pooping and peeing in your diaper, spitting up all over your jammies, and rolling around on the floor?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s really pretty simple as you can see from the shots above! If you have the means, I highly recommend that you get yourself one or two of these giant servants. I couldn&#8217;t imagine my day without staff&#8230; I just couldn&#8217;t imagine!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>People are always asking me, &#8220;Abigail, how do you keep yourself looking so suave and dapper all the time even though you spend the bulk of your day pooping and peeing in your diaper, spitting up all over your jammies, and rolling around on the floor?&#8221; It&#8217;s really pretty simple as you can see from &#8230; <a title=\"Bath Time!\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/bath-time\/\" aria-label=\"Read more about Bath Time!\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[188],"class_list":["post-200","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-abigail","tag-abigail"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/200","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=200"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/200\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":279,"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/200\/revisions\/279"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=200"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=200"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=200"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}