{"id":1922,"date":"2012-04-03T19:54:55","date_gmt":"2012-04-03T23:54:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/?p=1922"},"modified":"2012-04-03T21:09:44","modified_gmt":"2012-04-04T01:09:44","slug":"classic-over-zest-reminds-me-why-i-love-strippers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/classic-over-zest-reminds-me-why-i-love-strippers\/","title":{"rendered":"Classic over-zest reminds me why I prefer strippers!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Having been recently savaged by several diminutive Rooks for being unacceptably pithy in relation to the spicy sauce keeping company a fish taco, I thought it a good time to remind everyone that proper tools make a noticeable difference in performance.<\/p>\n<p>If you want me to produce zest on command, don&#8217;t hand me a damn microplane grater when the situation clearly calls for at least a dedicated hand zester, if not a full-on stripper! Graters, friends, tend to overgrate; it&#8217;s what they do. Don&#8217;t blame me for giant piles of bitter pith when you lay out the wrong equipment in front of me!<\/p>\n<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-1922 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/stripper.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/stripper-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-1924\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/stripper-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/stripper.jpg 240w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<figcaption class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-1924'>\n\t\t\t\tStripper!\n\t\t\t\t<\/figcaption><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/citrus-zester.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/citrus-zester-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-1923\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/citrus-zester-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/citrus-zester.jpg 240w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<figcaption class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-1923'>\n\t\t\t\tZester!\n\t\t\t\t<\/figcaption><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/mgrater.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/mgrater-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-1925\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/mgrater-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/mgrater.jpg 240w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<figcaption class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-1925'>\n\t\t\t\tFail!\n\t\t\t\t<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Having been recently savaged by several diminutive Rooks for being unacceptably pithy in relation to the spicy sauce keeping company a fish taco, I thought it a good time to remind everyone that proper tools make a noticeable difference in performance. If you want me to produce zest on command, don&#8217;t hand me a damn &#8230; <a title=\"Classic over-zest reminds me why I prefer strippers!\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/classic-over-zest-reminds-me-why-i-love-strippers\/\" aria-label=\"Read more about Classic over-zest reminds me why I prefer strippers!\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[93,113,114],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1922","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-strippers","category-zesters"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1922","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1922"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1922\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1936,"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1922\/revisions\/1936"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1922"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1922"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1922"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}