{"id":1837,"date":"2011-12-17T15:10:20","date_gmt":"2011-12-17T20:10:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/?p=1837"},"modified":"2011-12-17T15:10:20","modified_gmt":"2011-12-17T20:10:20","slug":"abby-conjures-a-water-spout","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/abby-conjures-a-water-spout\/","title":{"rendered":"Abby conjures a water spout"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Bubble rings make perfect, inexpensive, pliable-plastic, unswallowable Christmas gifts, but how the hell do you get one into a stocking?<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_1838\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1838\" style=\"width: 574px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/IMG_3148.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-large wp-image-1838\" title=\"IMG_3148\" src=\"http:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/IMG_3148-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"584\" height=\"438\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/IMG_3148-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/IMG_3148-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/IMG_3148-400x300.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 584px) 100vw, 584px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1838\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Tornado bubble!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bubble rings make perfect, inexpensive, pliable-plastic, unswallowable Christmas gifts, but how the hell do you get one into a stocking?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,102],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1837","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-abigail","category-bubbles"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1837","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1837"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1837\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1839,"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1837\/revisions\/1839"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1837"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1837"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1837"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}