{"id":1833,"date":"2011-12-17T08:22:45","date_gmt":"2011-12-17T13:22:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/?p=1833"},"modified":"2011-12-17T08:22:45","modified_gmt":"2011-12-17T13:22:45","slug":"on-the-first-day-of-functional-christmas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/on-the-first-day-of-functional-christmas\/","title":{"rendered":"On the first day of functional Christmas&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_1834\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1834\" style=\"width: 290px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/31v2ybeVuPL.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1834\" title=\"Teepee\" src=\"http:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/31v2ybeVuPL.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/31v2ybeVuPL.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/31v2ybeVuPL-150x150.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1834\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Teepee du Pee Pee<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Every once in a while you see a product and say to yourself, &#8220;damn&#8230; I&#8217;m an idiot. Why didn&#8217;t I think of, develop, market, and sell this? I could have been rich. I could be playing golf in a warm climate right now. I could be bitching about Obama visiting and screwing up the traffic patterns. I could of been a contender.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Any way&#8230; if your son (or limber, evil daughter I suppose) measures daily success by how many times he can successfully pee in your right eye, I highly recommend picking up a package of these <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Beba-Bean-Pee-pee-Teepee-Skulls\/dp\/B002IXPUFM\/ref=sr_1_2?s=baby-products&amp;ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1324127562&amp;sr=1-2\" target=\"_blank\">pee pee teepees<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>They make a great gift for Christmas, Hannukah, and Kwanzaa&#8230; or all three.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Every once in a while you see a product and say to yourself, &#8220;damn&#8230; I&#8217;m an idiot. Why didn&#8217;t I think of, develop, market, and sell this? I could have been rich. I could be playing golf in a warm climate right now. I could be bitching about Obama visiting and screwing up the traffic &#8230; <a title=\"On the first day of functional Christmas&#8230;\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/on-the-first-day-of-functional-christmas\/\" aria-label=\"Read more about On the first day of functional Christmas&#8230;\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[92,101],"tags":[193],"class_list":["post-1833","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-holiday","category-jackson","tag-jackson"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1833","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1833"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1833\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1835,"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1833\/revisions\/1835"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1833"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1833"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1833"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}