{"id":1826,"date":"2011-11-30T18:16:25","date_gmt":"2011-11-30T23:16:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/?p=1826"},"modified":"2011-11-30T18:21:29","modified_gmt":"2011-11-30T23:21:29","slug":"another-toy-arrives","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/another-toy-arrives\/","title":{"rendered":"Another toy arrives!"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_1827\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1827\" style=\"width: 290px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/IMG_3072.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-1827\" title=\"IMG_3072\" src=\"http:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/IMG_3072-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/IMG_3072-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/IMG_3072-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/IMG_3072-400x300.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1827\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Baby bro comes to Legoland.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>One of the best things about the soon-to-be bankrupt U.S. mail is that its uneven service works wonders for spreading out your birthday gifts.<\/p>\n<p>If your birthday is&#8230; say&#8230; on the 15th, and you have friends and relatives that live more than a state away, you can bank on getting presents in the mail until at least the end of the month.<\/p>\n<p>This year, my favorite toy arrived by stork on the 25th. He takes A LOT of batteries and several adults to maintain, but doesn&#8217;t anything worthwhile? I can&#8217;t wait until he needs his next &#8220;re-binking.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One of the best things about the soon-to-be bankrupt U.S. mail is that its uneven service works wonders for spreading out your birthday gifts. If your birthday is&#8230; say&#8230; on the 15th, and you have friends and relatives that live more than a state away, you can bank on getting presents in the mail until &#8230; <a title=\"Another toy arrives!\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/another-toy-arrives\/\" aria-label=\"Read more about Another toy arrives!\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,101],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1826","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-abigail","category-jackson"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1826","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1826"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1826\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1831,"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1826\/revisions\/1831"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1826"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1826"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1826"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}