{"id":1776,"date":"2011-11-12T22:02:06","date_gmt":"2011-11-13T03:02:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/?p=1776"},"modified":"2011-11-13T23:30:30","modified_gmt":"2011-11-14T04:30:30","slug":"train-table-assembly-recap","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/train-table-assembly-recap\/","title":{"rendered":"Birthday train table assembly recap"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_1777\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1777\" style=\"width: 279px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/martiniblog.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1777    \" title=\"martiniblog\" src=\"http:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/martiniblog.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"289\" height=\"237\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/martiniblog.jpg 727w, https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/martiniblog-300x245.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/martiniblog-366x300.jpg 366w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 289px) 100vw, 289px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1777\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Proper assembly requires proper tools<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<ul>\n<li>Time to assemble: 5 hours, 23 minutes.<\/li>\n<li>Missing parts: honest instructions, 3 screws, 7 AAA batteries, 4 gin martinis, and 1 properly-sized allen wrench.<\/li>\n<li>Number of Chinese factory workers laughing their asses off at me: at least 1.<\/li>\n<li>Time until first child fist fight over a train: 18 minutes.<\/li>\n<li>Time until second child fist fight over a train: 49 minutes.<\/li>\n<li>Time Abby managed to stay up past her normal bedtime: 1 hour, 17 minutes.<\/li>\n<li>Chance of another birthday party at our house&#8230; ever: a solid 14 percent. Jackson might get one&#8230; but only when he turns one. Enjoy the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/gallery\/index.php\/Moore-MA\/abigail\/Abby-2011\/Abby-s-3rd-Birthday\" target=\"_blank\">photographic evidence<\/a>.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Time to assemble: 5 hours, 23 minutes. Missing parts: honest instructions, 3 screws, 7 AAA batteries, 4 gin martinis, and 1 properly-sized allen wrench. Number of Chinese factory workers laughing their asses off at me: at least 1. Time until first child fist fight over a train: 18 minutes. Time until second child fist fight &#8230; <a title=\"Birthday train table assembly recap\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/train-table-assembly-recap\/\" aria-label=\"Read more about Birthday train table assembly recap\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,98],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1776","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-abigail","category-some-assembly-required"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1776","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1776"}],"version-history":[{"count":21,"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1776\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1780,"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1776\/revisions\/1780"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1776"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1776"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1776"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}