{"id":1590,"date":"2011-04-18T12:11:33","date_gmt":"2011-04-18T16:11:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/?p=1590"},"modified":"2011-04-18T12:11:33","modified_gmt":"2011-04-18T16:11:33","slug":"damn-it-mom-read-the-directions","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/damn-it-mom-read-the-directions\/","title":{"rendered":"Damn it, Mom, read the directions!"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_1591\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1591\" style=\"width: 630px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/IMG_2638.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-large wp-image-1591\" title=\"IMG_2638\" src=\"http:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/IMG_2638-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/IMG_2638-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/IMG_2638-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1591\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Abby walks Emily through Easter egg production!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1590","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-abigail"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1590","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1590"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1590\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1593,"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1590\/revisions\/1593"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1590"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1590"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1590"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}