{"id":1539,"date":"2011-01-24T09:18:13","date_gmt":"2011-01-24T14:18:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/?p=1539"},"modified":"2011-01-24T09:19:25","modified_gmt":"2011-01-24T14:19:25","slug":"we-have-splashdown","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/we-have-splashdown\/","title":{"rendered":"We have Splashdown!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>At a little after 7:16PM on Sunday, January 23, 2011, Abigail climbed atop the U.S.S. Elmo RSTTU (Regular Sized Toilet Top Unit). Following a 12 minute sequential countdown conducted by Commander Emily Moore and Chief Potty Officer Nancy Rooks, Abigail successfully dropped VBM (Verifiable Brown Matter) into the upstairs toilet. Pandemonium ensued!<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_1540\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1540\" style=\"width: 566px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/S70-35148.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1540 \" title=\"S70-35148\" src=\"http:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/S70-35148.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"576\" height=\"432\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/S70-35148.jpg 640w, https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/S70-35148-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 576px) 100vw, 576px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1540\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Great work, men! Operation Splashdown is a success!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>At a little after 7:16PM on Sunday, January 23, 2011, Abigail climbed atop the U.S.S. Elmo RSTTU (Regular Sized Toilet Top Unit). Following a 12 minute sequential countdown conducted by Commander Emily Moore and Chief Potty Officer Nancy Rooks, Abigail successfully dropped VBM (Verifiable Brown Matter) into the upstairs toilet. Pandemonium ensued!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1539","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-abigail"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1539","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1539"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1539\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1542,"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1539\/revisions\/1542"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1539"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1539"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1539"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}