{"id":1516,"date":"2010-12-27T17:56:58","date_gmt":"2010-12-27T22:56:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/?p=1516"},"modified":"2010-12-27T18:03:45","modified_gmt":"2010-12-27T23:03:45","slug":"outrage","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/outrage\/","title":{"rendered":"Outrage!"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_1517\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1517\" style=\"width: 340px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/jcrime.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1517\" title=\"jcrime\" src=\"http:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/jcrime.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"350\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/jcrime.jpg 640w, https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/jcrime-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1517\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Oh the humanity!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Let the record show that between the minutes of 11:37AM and 11:46AM on December 27, Abigail slaved to produce out of newly fallen snow an 18 inch replica of a snowman. Abigail named her magical new Arctic friend &#8220;No Mun.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Between 3:57PM and 4:02PM on December 27, all available evidence suggests that Joanie unceremoniously* kicked &#8220;No Mun&#8221; over in a frantic attempt to enter 5 Linden. As &#8220;No Mun&#8221; toppled, fracturing into his three major spheres, Joanie was heard by Nancy to say, &#8220;gahhh&#8230; I just got snow on the top of my Uggs!,&#8221; after which she proceeded to stomp &#8220;No Mun&#8217;s&#8221; little snowman face to an unrecognizable white powder.<\/p>\n<p>*When asked about the incident, Jim insisted that there was &#8220;absolutely no ceremony in the manner of that kick. I&#8217;ve never seen a snowman go down so quickly, so violently, so unceremoniously.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Let the record show that between the minutes of 11:37AM and 11:46AM on December 27, Abigail slaved to produce out of newly fallen snow an 18 inch replica of a snowman. Abigail named her magical new Arctic friend &#8220;No Mun.&#8221; Between 3:57PM and 4:02PM on December 27, all available evidence suggests that Joanie unceremoniously* kicked &#8230; <a title=\"Outrage!\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/outrage\/\" aria-label=\"Read more about Outrage!\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1516","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-abigail"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1516","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1516"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1516\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1520,"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1516\/revisions\/1520"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1516"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1516"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1516"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}