{"id":1423,"date":"2010-11-12T13:18:35","date_gmt":"2010-11-12T18:18:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/?p=1423"},"modified":"2010-11-12T13:48:05","modified_gmt":"2010-11-12T18:48:05","slug":"joanies-android-timeshare-about-to-eclipse-breathing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/joanies-android-timeshare-about-to-eclipse-breathing\/","title":{"rendered":"Joanie&#8217;s Android timeshare about to eclipse breathing!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Charleston, SC native, Andy Moore, is now spending more time servicing Joanie&#8217;s <em>Motorola Droid<\/em> than he is breathing. This discovery came to light after Andy downloaded Google&#8217;s new <em>TimeSucker<\/em> app from the <em>Android Marketplace<\/em> and added a few categories \u00a0for it to track.<\/p>\n<p>After plotting a 10-month period of activity, the chart below clearly shows that &#8220;Joanie&#8217;s Android&#8221; now consumes more of Andy&#8217;s time than previous market bellwether &#8220;Breathing.&#8221;<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_1435\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1435\" style=\"width: 630px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/newchart.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1435\" title=\"newchart\" src=\"http:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/newchart.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"333\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/newchart.png 640w, https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/newchart-300x156.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1435\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Chart courtesy of Google and TimeSucker<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Asked about the increasing time demanded by Joanie&#8217;s Android, Andy replied, &#8220;I&#8217;m a little surprised. Joanie does have a lot of ringtones and seemingly bulletproof immunity to RTFM demands, but I didn&#8217;t think those lines would cross before February of next year. I might have to stop complimenting my wife altogether, because I forgot to add &#8216;pet Hogan&#8217; as a category. I don&#8217;t want to spend more than 24 hours a day on this stuff.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Charleston, SC native, Andy Moore, is now spending more time servicing Joanie&#8217;s Motorola Droid than he is breathing. This discovery came to light after Andy downloaded Google&#8217;s new TimeSucker app from the Android Marketplace and added a few categories \u00a0for it to track. After plotting a 10-month period of activity, the chart below clearly shows &#8230; <a title=\"Joanie&#8217;s Android timeshare about to eclipse breathing!\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/joanies-android-timeshare-about-to-eclipse-breathing\/\" aria-label=\"Read more about Joanie&#8217;s Android timeshare about to eclipse breathing!\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[83],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1423","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-hmmmm"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1423","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1423"}],"version-history":[{"count":12,"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1423\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1438,"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1423\/revisions\/1438"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1423"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1423"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1423"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}