{"id":134,"date":"2008-12-15T17:26:11","date_gmt":"2008-12-15T22:26:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/?p=134"},"modified":"2008-12-16T06:10:25","modified_gmt":"2008-12-16T11:10:25","slug":"welcome-to-midnight","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/welcome-to-midnight\/","title":{"rendered":"Welcome to midnight!"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_135\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-135\" style=\"width: 290px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/awakeblog.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-135\" title=\"Baby pwn you!\" src=\"http:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/awakeblog-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"Baby Abigail pwn you!\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/awakeblog-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/awakeblog.jpg 800w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-135\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Baby Abigail pwn you! All your base are belong to us!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Sleep? Sleep, friends, is for when it&#8217;s light outside! Those wide open, unblinking shark eyes assure you that when it&#8217;s dark outside it&#8217;s wakey wakey scream and shaky!<\/p>\n<p>What does approximately five and a half pounds of milk-drunk hyperactive Mooreling look like at the first minute of the spanking new day? Umm&#8230; she looks like this &#8212;&#8211;&gt;<\/p>\n<p>Total Abby minutes awake from 9:00am to 11:59pm = 6. Total Abby minutes awake from 12:01am to 8:59am = 527.2! And it&#8217;s another new Abigail night time record! Only brief, predictable dairy comas cut into the night time seconds available for parental torture.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sleep? Sleep, friends, is for when it&#8217;s light outside! Those wide open, unblinking shark eyes assure you that when it&#8217;s dark outside it&#8217;s wakey wakey scream and shaky! What does approximately five and a half pounds of milk-drunk hyperactive Mooreling look like at the first minute of the spanking new day? Umm&#8230; she looks like &#8230; <a title=\"Welcome to midnight!\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/welcome-to-midnight\/\" aria-label=\"Read more about Welcome to midnight!\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[188,23],"class_list":["post-134","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-abigail","tag-abigail","tag-moore"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/134","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=134"}],"version-history":[{"count":12,"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/134\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":139,"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/134\/revisions\/139"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=134"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=134"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=134"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}