{"id":1329,"date":"2010-08-06T09:23:18","date_gmt":"2010-08-06T13:23:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/?p=1329"},"modified":"2010-08-06T09:39:48","modified_gmt":"2010-08-06T13:39:48","slug":"northshore-man-hints-emergency-appendectomy-was-elective-surgery","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/northshore-man-hints-emergency-appendectomy-was-elective-surgery\/","title":{"rendered":"Northshore Man hints Emergency Appendectomy was &#8220;Elective Surgery&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_1331\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1331\" style=\"width: 290px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/appendix.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-1331\" title=\"appendix\" src=\"http:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/appendix-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/appendix-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/appendix.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1331\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Addison rocks the muumuu!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Insisting that whatever Joanie can do he can do better, Salem-based television mounter, Addison Chrystie, recently dialed 911 for the &#8220;free ride to the hospital and straight shot to the front of the ER line.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Addison explained, &#8220;I heard that Joanie had her tonsils removed recently, so I thought I&#8217;d one-up her by taking out my appendix.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Told that Joanie, in truth, had beaten him to the appendectomy by several months, Addison paused, visibly upset, and replied, &#8220;yeah&#8230; really? You sure? Yeah&#8230; well !&amp;#@ it&#8230; we&#8217;ll see about that! I haven&#8217;t been released yet, so I may very well have a kidney out while I&#8217;m in here!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Asked about the dueling &#8220;ectomists,&#8221; Doctor Daneeka replied, &#8220;we&#8217;re seeing more and more of it these days. It&#8217;s probably a side effect of our new socialist health care system.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Insisting that whatever Joanie can do he can do better, Salem-based television mounter, Addison Chrystie, recently dialed 911 for the &#8220;free ride to the hospital and straight shot to the front of the ER line.&#8221; Addison explained, &#8220;I heard that Joanie had her tonsils removed recently, so I thought I&#8217;d one-up her by taking out &#8230; <a title=\"Northshore Man hints Emergency Appendectomy was &#8220;Elective Surgery&#8221;\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/northshore-man-hints-emergency-appendectomy-was-elective-surgery\/\" aria-label=\"Read more about Northshore Man hints Emergency Appendectomy was &#8220;Elective Surgery&#8221;\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[83],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1329","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-hmmmm"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1329","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1329"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1329\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1334,"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1329\/revisions\/1334"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1329"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1329"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1329"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}