{"id":1180,"date":"2010-03-16T14:22:15","date_gmt":"2010-03-16T18:22:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/?p=1180"},"modified":"2010-03-17T10:05:34","modified_gmt":"2010-03-17T14:05:34","slug":"friendly-reminder","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/friendly-reminder\/","title":{"rendered":"A Word from the Owner"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_1181\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1181\" style=\"width: 290px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/friendlyreminder.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-1181\" title=\"friendlyreminder\" src=\"http:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/friendlyreminder-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"A Word from the Owner\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/friendlyreminder-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/friendlyreminder.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1181\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">A word from the owner...<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Today I&#8217;d like to take a moment to talk to you about presents&#8230; and more specifically&#8230; my presents.<\/p>\n<p>I like presents. Presents help to keep me happy. As my parents will tell you, things tend to go more smoothly when I am happy and less smoothly when I am not happy, so it&#8217;s in EVERYONE&#8217;S best interest to keep me as happy as possible. Lavish gifts cannot guarantee protection from my mercurial temper and violent wrath, but they may indeed mitigate at least a portion of my tantrums.<\/p>\n<p>Towards that end, I would like to remind everyone that it is now March. It&#8217;s only taken me two tries to realize that March is a pretty forgettable month overall, but let&#8217;s not use that as an excuse to sulk and to lose sight of the big picture. March, especially with our recent 8 inches of sideways rain, is a crappy time to play outside in the sandbox, but it is a wonderful time to get out there and start collecting nifty stuff for the November and December Festivals d&#8217;Abby!<\/p>\n<p>Almost a quarter of your Abigail shopping days are ALREADY GONE for this year, so don&#8217;t waste another minute! Carpe Toyum!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today I&#8217;d like to take a moment to talk to you about presents&#8230; and more specifically&#8230; my presents. I like presents. Presents help to keep me happy. As my parents will tell you, things tend to go more smoothly when I am happy and less smoothly when I am not happy, so it&#8217;s in EVERYONE&#8217;S &#8230; <a title=\"A Word from the Owner\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/friendly-reminder\/\" aria-label=\"Read more about A Word from the Owner\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1180","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-abigail"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1180","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1180"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1180\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1186,"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1180\/revisions\/1186"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1180"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1180"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1180"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}