{"id":1003,"date":"2009-11-03T12:10:26","date_gmt":"2009-11-03T17:10:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/?p=1003"},"modified":"2009-11-03T13:05:10","modified_gmt":"2009-11-03T18:05:10","slug":"halloween-baby-kumite","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/halloween-baby-kumite\/","title":{"rendered":"Halloween Baby Kumite!"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_1004\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1004\" style=\"width: 290px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/tigervsspider.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-1004\" title=\"tigervsspider\" src=\"http:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/tigervsspider-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"There can be only one!\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/tigervsspider-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/tigervsspider.jpg 640w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1004\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">There can be only one!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>High in the carpet-covered hills of Peabody, two furry, fictional characters locked in mortal (if infantile!) combat.<\/p>\n<p>Bulbous yet agile, Maximus &#8220;Master Arachnawalrus&#8221; seized with two of his eight legs a plastic platform of immense size and hurled it at the relentless tigress!<\/p>\n<p>Sabertoothed Abbysaurus dodged with cat-like reflexes and struck with a fury that transcended all <span>consanguinity<\/span> and animal kingdom rivalry!<\/p>\n<p>Only a costumed stranger&#8217;s knock at the door interrupted the combatants&#8217; battle long enough for parents to intervene, to separate, and to redirect the creatures outside on a cooperative mission to extort Halloween candy from neighbors.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>High in the carpet-covered hills of Peabody, two furry, fictional characters locked in mortal (if infantile!) combat. Bulbous yet agile, Maximus &#8220;Master Arachnawalrus&#8221; seized with two of his eight legs a plastic platform of immense size and hurled it at the relentless tigress! Sabertoothed Abbysaurus dodged with cat-like reflexes and struck with a fury that &#8230; <a title=\"Halloween Baby Kumite!\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/halloween-baby-kumite\/\" aria-label=\"Read more about Halloween Baby Kumite!\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[44,45,46],"class_list":["post-1003","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-abigail","tag-halloween","tag-kumite","tag-walrus-like"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1003","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1003"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1003\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1012,"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1003\/revisions\/1012"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1003"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1003"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.moorezilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1003"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}