Northshore Man hints Emergency Appendectomy was “Elective Surgery”
Addison rocks the muumuu!
Insisting that whatever Joanie can do he can do better, Salem-based television mounter, Addison Chrystie, recently dialed 911 for the “free ride to the hospital and straight shot to the front of the ER line.”
Addison explained, “I heard that Joanie had her tonsils removed recently, so I thought I’d one-up her by taking out my appendix.”
Told that Joanie, in truth, had beaten him to the appendectomy by several months, Addison paused, visibly upset, and replied, “yeah… really? You sure? Yeah… well !&#@ it… we’ll see about that! I haven’t been released yet, so I may very well have a kidney out while I’m in here!”
Asked about the dueling “ectomists,” Doctor Daneeka replied, “we’re seeing more and more of it these days. It’s probably a side effect of our new socialist health care system.”
Abby’s first train ride!
More pics from a couple of Abby’s trips to the Stone Zoo are available!
Abby sends video to Belichick
Tired of Patriot running backs going down before the end of the season, Abby trains for the position:
